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Marko's avatar

Bob, the well known slouch.

Magno's avatar

You just need to be more "agile", we even hired another PM to help.

Clumber's avatar

*low, threatening growl creeps slowly*

Shawn Stanley's avatar

I will never complain about the amount of work I have because I love to be busy, but I have the luxury of being able to leave work at work unless there's an emergency. That said, I've definitely had to create a Do Not Disturb mode for my watch/phone because only when I'm super busy do I get tons of unrelated notifications.

Arizona Sunshine's avatar

When everything is top priority, NOTHING is top priority.

Bill de Haan's avatar

I swear, some managers and project managers seem to think that projects run themselves, and they are just there to approve charge codes and order people to meet deadlines.

From a meeting I was in, but oddly enough, I was not the focus of PM's ire this time:

PM: We need the final database published on Friday, so all reviews have to finished by Thursday.

DB: We can't even start work on it until Thursday, there's no way it will be ready.

PM: I told you last week that it's needed by Friday.

DB: Then you made the SS2 release the highest priority, so I'm not working on the database.

PM: Then get more resources! Geez, I don't have time to do everything for you.

DB: <leaves meeting room in disgust>

Yes, the project manager's solution was to simply order the subsystems to "manage their time better".

At one postmortem audit (we had a lot of those), the auditor's conclusion was "It appears that the PMO seems to believe that subsystems have the ability, and responsibility, to magically conjure up resources".

A second auditor was more blunt: "Project Management blames the failure of the project on the subsystems failing to properly manage the project. They seem unaware that is their job."