Obviously, it's because people were walking about out of the standup after an hour because they were scheduled for other meetings.
I mean, duh.
And like this comic, it was always the team lead/manager/scrum master that dragged the meeting out by trying to solve every reported problem in the meeting.
I've seen scrum masters pull code out of Bitbucket and ask the developer to explain XML syntax to him in the standup. Yeah, we're definitely gonna "keep it to under two minutes a person" that way.
Perfect time to use the old "this meeting could have been a fistfight" line.
Wake Up Call: If you have any meetings that are longer than your lunch break, it’s time to quit and get a (real) better job. 💪
I. Hate. Meetings.
Especially "stand ups".
Especially when an issue addressed in those meetings is not hitting some target LET ME STAY AT MY DESK AND WORK THEN!
*breath exercises*
Obviously, it's because people were walking about out of the standup after an hour because they were scheduled for other meetings.
I mean, duh.
And like this comic, it was always the team lead/manager/scrum master that dragged the meeting out by trying to solve every reported problem in the meeting.
I've seen scrum masters pull code out of Bitbucket and ask the developer to explain XML syntax to him in the standup. Yeah, we're definitely gonna "keep it to under two minutes a person" that way.