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food's avatar

And this is exactly why the world sucks

Dave Reed's avatar

Our house words are: No heroics go unpunished! ⚔️

Alesei Narkevitch's avatar

Hey we got same one : )

Marko's avatar

They tell you how it is going to go so you better get going.

Quinch's avatar

The Reward For Work Done Well Is The Opportunity To Do More

{an actual "motivational" poster I don't remember where I saw}

Bill de Haan's avatar

People used to ask me why I didn't care when others took credit for fixes that I'd done. As a friend put it, "In other companies, the squeaky wheel gets the grease. Here, the squeaky wheel gets pounded".

If some glory hound wanted to claim he was actually the one to fix the problem I'd fixed, and be the squeaky wheel, that was fine by me. Two years later, when there was another, bigger problem similar to the one I'd fixed, they'd be the one on the 4am redeye flight to deal with the angry customer, not me.

Mechasonic's avatar

"No problem. Here's the updated timeline/response time for those tasks."

Dez's avatar

"Do more, with less"

Dez's avatar

Lol, the way my workplace is going... less funding and less pay and less work-from-home too.

Amanda's avatar

Good workers get rewarded with more work. C'mon Bob, everyone knows that!