(comic) Retention Strategy

[Amanda]

Me looking for Bob in my office because this one hits way too close to home!

[Dips Dips]

how will you stop me from looking for new jobs when im sitting on the shitter with my phone

[Chuck Benemerito]

And every couple of months, give them a free hat

[Dave Reed]

Help! I'm being retained! Witness the inherent violence in the system! I do not consent! Stop retaining me!

[Kader]

True !

[Pedro]

The naked truth.

[Diana Castaño]

😭😭😭

[John Van Stry]

Yeah, and I quit when they wouldn't promote me or give me a raise.