I have been guilty of this over-application of numerical creative writing. ๐ข
"Saved the company from a $1M ARR fate by timely elimination of unnecessary production databases on launch day!" ๐
Every headhunter should be glad I'm no longer in need of a resume. ๐
I want this "numbers ray"
this is so silly, none of these can empirically be backed up... Personal anecdotal one liners : )
Yet here I am... With same numbers in my resume ๐
You thinking no one appreciates your achievements, so you create ones that easy to digest... keep drinking koolaid everyone... : )
Sad state of affairs for those looking for new opportunities.
As Dilbert would say it:
https://x.com/MDMGeek/status/561540597618839552/photo/1
I spit my coffee out because I laughed so hard!
I have been guilty of this over-application of numerical creative writing. ๐ข
"Saved the company from a $1M ARR fate by timely elimination of unnecessary production databases on launch day!" ๐
Every headhunter should be glad I'm no longer in need of a resume. ๐
I want this "numbers ray"
this is so silly, none of these can empirically be backed up... Personal anecdotal one liners : )
Yet here I am... With same numbers in my resume ๐
You thinking no one appreciates your achievements, so you create ones that easy to digest... keep drinking koolaid everyone... : )
Sad state of affairs for those looking for new opportunities.
As Dilbert would say it:
https://x.com/MDMGeek/status/561540597618839552/photo/1
I spit my coffee out because I laughed so hard!