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food's avatar

I want this "numbers ray"

Dave Reed's avatar

I have been guilty of this over-application of numerical creative writing. ๐Ÿ”ข

"Saved the company from a $1M ARR fate by timely elimination of unnecessary production databases on launch day!" ๐Ÿ˜…

Every headhunter should be glad I'm no longer in need of a resume. ๐Ÿ˜

Alesei Narkevitch's avatar

this is so silly, none of these can empirically be backed up... Personal anecdotal one liners : )

Yet here I am... With same numbers in my resume ๐Ÿ˜’

You thinking no one appreciates your achievements, so you create ones that easy to digest... keep drinking koolaid everyone... : )