This reminds me of a "Dilbert" strip:
Pointy-haired boss: You need to work 80 hours/week to succeed in this business!
Dilbert: Why don't we just *tell* people we're working 80 hours/week?
PHB: Would that work?
D: It nearly worked on us.
This reminds me of a "Dilbert" strip:
Pointy-haired boss: You need to work 80 hours/week to succeed in this business!
Dilbert: Why don't we just *tell* people we're working 80 hours/week?
PHB: Would that work?
D: It nearly worked on us.