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Amanda's avatar

Dammit Bob! You know my old boss, too?

food's avatar

Said before, will say it again, Bob creating jobs

Bill de Haan's avatar

Actual quotes from managers I've overheard over the years:

Employee: I have to take Friday off, I'm going to a friend's funeral.

Manager: How close a friend?

Employee: I'll be off next Wednesday to Friday. I hate to fly to New Brunswick for my mom's funeral.

Manager: Next week is bad for us. Could you reschedule it to the week after?

Dave Reed's avatar

*checks pockets* Too bad I left my guillotine in my other pants. 🤬

Rich's avatar

If your boss wants you back hard enough, you'll be back to work before you know it - https://youtu.be/bnHisRxQXgA?si=vuWHdNi6upiZX0tv